F for frustration

D:- Tell me something interesting about you and your family 

Pritam bhai:- We are that the interesting family. I am a tall thinking boy, my family history, my that two brother, two sister, farmer and father & mother sister completely married.  

D:- Interesting. What does your father do?  

Pritam bhai:- My farmer is father    

D:- (trying to control his laughter) So, is your father a farmer? 

Pritam bhai:- No, I have a farmer and that the father 

D:- Oh! So, if there is one farmer, then who is your father? 

Pritam bhai:- That the farmer  

D:- So there are 2 people – a farmer and a father: right?

Pritam bhai:- No.  One man, one father and a farmer  

D:- 1,2,3 people - Ok whatever it is, what about your mother? 

Pritam bhai:- She is working in our home 

D:- So, is she a homemaker?

Pritam bhai: - Yes, but she doesn’t work anywhere. She works only in our home.     

D:- Okay, what about your siblings?

Pritam bhai:- That the sibling? What is that I say? My learn English in 30 days course is that the not finish, so please that more explain. You that can explain in English, fine fine. It would be easier for me to understand. Understand?

D: -  Okay, Any brothers and sisters?   

Pritam bhai:- Two  that the brothers and his sister. Unfortunately, both that the completely married. I missing them and they missing me. We all are missing   

D:- Oh, I am sorry. Do you want some water or a cold drink?   

Pritam bhai: - Yes, one cold ring or 2 is that the fine

D: - You told me you would write a frustrated man’s column? Any specific reasons?   

Pritam bhai:- The cold ring!!!    

D What? (hands over the cold ring…sorry cold drink)   

Pritam bhai:- I am that the so much frustrated from cricket to politics to this, that, why, how , when, wherever that the thing. Full frustration in half-life  

D:- hmmm true. I am so sorry

Pritam:- Sorry why? What happened? Anyone died?.

D:- No, I mean, let it be

Pritam bhai:- World is like this only. Cricket making me frustrated. Indian team is not taking Kapil Dev. He is that best player of India  

D:- Kapil Dev??? Are you sure? Isn’t he old?  

Pritam bhai:- Old, Who told? He is gold. Double fold  

 

 For any questions to Pritam bhai, kindly email him at pritambhai@okiedoks.com 

Pritambhai’s Interview (Part 2)

 Let’s start the second part of the Interview

 Pritam bhai:- Good Morning! What a wonderful Saturday evening it is

D: - Good morning, I mean evening. What ever it is.

Pritam bhai:- So far, so good. So far, very far…That the, I have many tricks where that the girls will run after that the boys? We can that the share these tricks and ask that the money and become rich people.

D:-  What? Helping men getting women? Are you crazy?

Pritam bhai:-  Accuse me, accuse me please.

D:- I think you wanna say excuse me, right?

Pritam bhai:- That the correct. Accuse me. Not that the kind of help, only that the tips and tricks, no that sex, only that the ideas.  

D:- What do you want to write in the blog? Anything special?

Pritam bhai:- Now that the camel come below that the mountain. I  will that the remove my frustration through the blog? That the best way to take that the anger from my body

D:- anger from your body? I didn’t get it? We cannot run a blog of sexual content.

Pritam bhai:- Anything that the wrong, we arrest the police. I mean, that the anger from wherever it can that come out of that the body or that the mind.  Like that the yesterday, I went to buy that the  dark white shirt and that the small mind shopkeeper not able to match that the my words.

D:- But how can you have something in dark white? It can either be dark or white? Right?

Pritam bhai:- Wrong? White, which is less dark, like colourless white. That the you wont come to know it that the my village short mind shopman are like that only.

D:- Colourless white? Are you sure?

Pritam bhai:- That the leave it. You the worry no . You earn that the good money, I the happy, tomorrow u make the more money, I the happy, tomorrow u marry I the enjoy

D:- What? I will get in touch with my team and let you know

Pritam bhai:- Yes that the get in and touch. But touch slowly.

D:- I men I will talk with them to check if they need your service

Pritam bhai:- I that the ex service man, I can service very well, males and shemales.

D:- shemales?

Pritam bhai:- Shemales, that the girls.

D:-  tell me something interesting about you

Pritam bhai:- I am a tall thinking boy, my family history,  my that two brother, two sister and father & mother sister completely married. 

For any questions to Pritam bhai, kindly email him at pritambhai@okiedoks.com

Pritam Bhai’s Interview (Part 1)

One of the most annoying, yet interesting person who writes to us regularly is Pritam Bhai; I am not sure, if Bhai is his last name or not. He had emailed us to let him run a blog like sweetyji…….. 

 Lets meet the man of the moment…….

D:- So Pritam bhai, How are you?

Pritam Bhai: - So far, so good, so far. I want to offer you, that the. I can that the blog for you and that the in return you can, may, pay me that the 12,000 rs every time

D: - What? Are you crazy? We don’t even give half the amount to Sweetyji.

Pritam Bhai: - She is she, I am that the I

 D: - will you write in English?

Pritam bhai: - I my talk always english, everything english, complete english. I have that the done a ‘learn English in 30 days’ course. All that the girls in my that the village are after me. , so they can check that the your blog which would generate that the more money, more money so you can that the enjoy more, your friends also that the enjoy more, so everyone enjoy that the  more … so for everyone…..that the  please let me write that the something and give me  my that the desire…

.D: - Girls?? That may be because you have Bhai (brother) attached to your name. We receive offers from many people, why should we select you???

Pritam bhai: - (Blushing) That the Sir, when I do to that the college, all that the girls run after me… Pritam, Pritam, Pritam…..

D: - What happened?

Pritam bhai: - That the girls in my village  call my that the  name…Pritam, Pritam, Pritam….

.D:- Are you really sure that you would be able to write for us?

Pritam bhai: - You can that the tease me… I can that the solve sex and I love questions better than Sweetyji.. That the Tease me… Please that the tease me…

D: - What? I feel you are asking me to test you..

Pritam bhai: -Yes sir, that the taste me…

D:- I will ask you some questions…. Let’s see but, please behave yourself… Fill in the form details first. While filling the form we would start the test

Pritam Bhai: - Do you have that ?

D: - What?

Pritam bhai:- That the pen.

D:- Here is your first question.. and please stop that the…

Pritam:- That the sorry

D:- Pritam, I have a question from a person like you. Hope you answer this. Stop blushing plese…

Question:- I love a girl, she loves me, but my friend also love me. What should I do.   AS:- Indore, MP, India.

Pritam Bhai: - This is that the problem…Very hard, difficult, not easy…But that the I am Pritam Bhai, for whom, that the is nothing means impossible.. that the

D:- The answer please

Pritam Bhai: - One that the person loves a girl, that the is fine till here. Now one more boy come into the question. That the issue is not clear, that the boy is loving the first boy or the first girl. So that the unclear, very hard question. But that the Pritam Bhai for whom, impossible is that the nothing….

D:- So what is your advice..

Pritam Bhai: - That the second boy is that the problem… so he should beware and take care… Second is that the homo, which is not nice for man is that the love woman and woman is that the love man. Why second man come.. that the wrong, very that wrong……That the advice for the first guy is to decide that the homo or that the normal…. If homo, then go with that the second boy, if not homo, that the normal, then that the marry the girl and have that fun after that marriage.. no that the fun before marriage and that the fun only with that the girls… not that the boys because boys and that the boys can be only that the friends with shirt and pant on. No remove that the  clothes… this is that the wrong…. 

For any questions or comments for Pritam bhai, kindly email to pritambhai@okiedoks.com  or d@okiedoks.com  or cs@okiedoks.com  

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